I am not blogging ftw

It is so stupid to beat your own wife isn’t it? I mean it’s your wife, It’s like keying your own car.

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—	Jimmy Carr

Only dead fish follows the stream

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—	Thomas Malcom Muggeridge

Me trolling my English teacher...

Me: Adolf? He dead!
Her: Don't you mean he died?
Me: No, first he died, now he dead...

Here is Mario giving no fucks.

Ahhh, the nostalgia :D

Prolly will not spam it every day, but atleast I am going to use it once in a while :D

Yes, it is THAT awesome!